I have a bit of a bone to pick with the producers of the upcoming Thor movie. I'm sure Chris Hemsworth is a fine actor. But why doesn't that dude look like G-D Zakk Wylde? He's THOR. He should be ultra nordic, steering wicker boats in raging seas during a thunderstorm with his teeth wearing leather and horns. Then he should be grabbing monsters by the loin cloths and beating to death with hammers. This movie needs to be heavy effing metal, Scandinavia-style. Instead, we have a guy in shiny armor with a way too well manicured beard. Missed opportunity if you ask me. Anyway, here's Thor getting ready to take a crap.
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